My blog stats are normally not all that impressive. Depending on the day, between 10 and 40 people read these little musings. Actually, I feel pretty delighted about that! It's humbling that even that number would find me interesting enough to check out on a regular basis. But yesterday. Yesterday! My handy little weebly stats function showed that this little blog hosted 915 page viewings! I was baffled at first. I assumed it was a glitch. But then as I continued to check it (obsessively) throughout the day, I saw the numbers continue to rise in an orderly fashion. I re-read my entry and lo and behold! My eyes lighted on the word in question. Penis.
I can't think of any other explanation. So fellow bloggers, take note. Capitalize on the desperation of the porn crowd if you're feeling really callous!