I was wandering up and down the bulletin-boarded hallway of my children's elementary school yesterday, waiting for the bell to ring. In full, oblivious Mommy mode, I craned my neck to find my children's artwork in amidst the masses of little kid artwork, for without question, they are the most beautiful of all. Actually, I'm positive that my children's artwork indicates some level of genius at the very least. So. Gag on that for a moment. While I was feasting my eyes and ruminating on JoyKid genius, some man whom I do not know in any capacity whatsoever approaches to ask me if I've started running twice a day now (I'm not.). He expounds to say that while he knew that I was a runner, he's noticed lately that it's been twice a day. AAAACK! Can anyone say, call the police immediately?! To say that I felt disconcerted is putting things mildly. I proceeded to pepper my subsequent conversation liberally with my husband this and my husband that and tried to keep it brief. What a freekazoid.